You know you're in Utah when...

1. Walmart has a food storage section and an LDS inspirational center.
2. "Sister missionary mall" and " Will deliver to MTC same day" are advertised on billboards along the freeway.
3. Food vendors are outside the conference center for the crowds.
4. People herd on sidewalks and don't cut across the grass going to conference.
5. People begging for general conference tickets instead of scalping tickets with pathetic signs like" Need 2 tickets drove all the way from Canada."
6. Restaurant with 15-20 specialty drinks on the menu, all non-acohalic.
7. Anti-mormons screaming hellfire to all- next to temple square only to outstaged by a choir singing LDS hymns louder.
8." RM jobs make it through school debt free" were seen near the college campus.
9. Guys sitting outside their car with a cooler in white shirts and ties, looking like they were at a tail gate party, but just waiting for the next session of conference.
10. Workers at the local college hang out that name tags that had their full name on it and where they were from.